Up at Camp (upstairs bathroom)...
Me: "Lilly let's go potty"
Lilly: "Mommy how come there are 2 seats?"
Me: "In case there are a lot of people here, two people can go at once"
Lilly: "And then when we are done you can wash you hands in one sink
and I can wash my hands in the other!"
Me: (only after I stopped laughing)
"Um no Lilly, only one of those is a sink, the other is a urinal."
In the car...
Lilly: "Mom why are there so many trees?"
Me: "Well because trees grow everywhere."
Lilly: "Like up in the clouds?"
Me: "No I don't think any trees grow up in the clouds"
Lilly: "No, like in the clouds where giants live (Jack and the Bean Stalk)."
Me: "Oh well that is different, I suppose there are trees there"
Lilly: "Mommy how do we get to the clouds?"
Me: "I don't know Lilly, how do you think we get to the clouds?"
Lilly: "Well we have to take a straight road, then a twisty one, then 2 more straight roads,
it's right next to Chucky Cheese."