Conversations with a 3 year old...

Up at Camp (upstairs bathroom)...

Me:  "Lilly let's go potty"

Lilly:  "Mommy how come there are 2 seats?"

Me:  "In case there are a lot of people here, two people can go at once"

Lilly:  "And then when we are done you can wash you hands in one sink

and I can wash my hands in the other!"

Me:  (only after I stopped laughing) 

"Um no Lilly, only one of those is a sink, the other is a urinal."

In the car...

Lilly:  "Mom why are there so many trees?"

Me:  "Well because trees grow everywhere."

Lilly:  "Like up in the clouds?"

Me:  "No I don't think any trees grow up in the clouds"

Lilly:  "No, like in the clouds where giants live (Jack and the Bean Stalk)."

Me:  "Oh well that is different, I suppose there are trees there"

Lilly:  "Mommy how do we get to the clouds?"

Me:  "I don't know Lilly, how do you think we get to the clouds?"

Lilly:  "Well we have to take a straight road, then a twisty one, then 2 more straight roads,

it's right next to Chucky Cheese."